Pattaya Bay viewed from "Radio Tower" look out.

Marriage Jokes

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.

At 1:00 am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Madam,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f*&^ing blanket!"

After a few moments of silence, he farted.

Check Out the Bar Girl Videos. Excellent footage taken in the go go bars of Pattaya and Bangkok . Click on the Bar Girl Video add in the right column of this page.

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