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Commentary on Life and Sex
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- "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." - Tom Clancy
- "You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin
- "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." Drew Carey
- "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
- "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
- "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."- Woody Allen
- "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns
- "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." -Matt Barry
- "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Camille Paglia
- "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
- "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller
- "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner
- "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 300SL convertible."
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