Commentary on Life and Sex

1. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." - Tom Clancy
   
   
2. "You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin
   
   
3. "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." Drew Carey
   
   
4. "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
   
   
5. "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
   
   
6. "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."- Woody Allen
   
   
7. "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns
   
   
8. "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." -Matt Barry
   
   
9. "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Camille Paglia
   
   
10. "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
    
    
11. "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller
    
    
12. "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner
    
    
13. "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 300SL convertible."
    
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