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George Bush Dick Cheney Tony Blair

George W. Bush lives to a ripe old age and dies in jail at 87. Obviously he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. However, as you definitely have to stay, I'm going to have to let someone else go.

"I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves" .

Georgie thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Tony Blair and an Olympic-sized pool of spit. Blair kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in Hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Dick Cheney sweating and struggling to roll a huge barrel of oil up a steep incline. He would just about get the barrel to the top but then his strength would give out and the barrel would come rolling back down --where he'd have to start all over again.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if I had to push that barrel all day," George said.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

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